(note: the first part was cut off in a horrible accident reminiscent of Pompeii)
ProtestSong68: i mean if you're depressed and stuff we can talk about it
ProtestSong68: wouldn't want you going off and shooting yourself in the face or anything
glass insect 00: what? i don't want to talk to you if you are not jenni. i don't know you!
ProtestSong68: come on dude. just open up. we can work this out bro.
glass insect 00: work what out?
ProtestSong68: now you're just in denial. it's worse than i thought.
glass insect 00: yeah, you can leave me alone now
ProtestSong68: you know, there's some hotlines and shit you can call if you dont wanna talk to me.
glass insect 00: then i'll make it a point to call them
ProtestSong68: YOUR LIFE'S WORTH LIVING DUDE
glass insect 00: no it's not!
glass insect 00: i'm going to kill myself right here!
glass insect 00: i have two guns and both are pointed at my head and i'm going to shoot both at the same time!
ProtestSong68: cool. do you have a webcam?
glass insect 00: no
glass insect 00: and i never will
ProtestSong68: awww....
ProtestSong68: i wanted to see that shit
glass insect 00: well, too late because i already did it
glass insect 00: now i'm a ghost
glass insect 00: it turns out there is no afterlife
ProtestSong68: im scared of that shit
glass insect 00: of course, now i have to haunt you forever because you wouldn't leave me alone...
ProtestSong68: haunt me while i shit on your children
glass insect 00: my children are gelatinous, they'll wiggle away.
ProtestSong68: gelatinous? really?
glass insect 00: yes
ProtestSong68: so i gather that "gelatinous children" is really a euphamism for something far more disgusting
glass insect 00: no. it simply means my children are made of Jell-O.
glass insect 00: you're the one who wants to shit on them!
ProtestSong68: ill eat your soul
glass insect 00: well, i'll make you throw it up because my soul is poisoned.
ProtestSong68: you fool! souls can't just be thrown up. those socialists up in the north must not have as great an education system as they claim.
glass insect 00: well, souls can't be eaten either! plus, i am a ghost! you can't just eat a ghost.
ProtestSong68: i can eat a ghost's soul, though
ProtestSong68: fucking frostback
glass insect 00: a ghost is a soul
ProtestSong68: a ghost is a fucking tool
ProtestSong68: for a soul
ProtestSong68: or something
glass insect 00: and my back is not icy
ProtestSong68: if you say so
glass insect 00: and i do
ProtestSong68: hockey?
ProtestSong68: i mean, do you like it?
glass insect 00: not necessarily
ProtestSong68: favorite team?
glass insect 00: i don't like hockey and i don't watch it, so i don't know any teams.
ProtestSong68: or favourite
glass insect 00: if you're british...
ProtestSong68: what nationality are you
ProtestSong68: and/ or colour
glass insect 00: i live in the middle of the ocean on a sinking rowboat, so i don't have a nationality. this is where i was born.
ProtestSong68: well canada's in the middle of the ocean sort of. a few, actually.
ProtestSong68: and some might say it's sinking
ProtestSong68: or sucks. i cant remember which.
glass insect 00: but it is not a rowboat, plus it is large and there are other people on it.
ProtestSong68: only within 100 miles of the american border. and can we really consider them "people," anyway?
glass insect 00: yes
ProtestSong68: how can you say that? i mean, do you know any of these people?
glass insect 00: yes.
ProtestSong68: would you say you're close to these people?
glass insect 00: yes
ProtestSong68: would call them.....
ProtestSong68: neighbors?
glass insect 00: yes
ProtestSong68: neighbours?
glass insect 00: no, as i am not british
ProtestSong68: but are certainly canadian?
glass insect 00: you ask a lot of questions about these so-called "canadians". i think you should write a book.
ProtestSong68: perhaps i will. you should be in it. i mean, if you'll just admit you're canadian.
ProtestSong68: and that you love bon jovi
glass insect 00: but i'm not. i live on a sinking rowboat in the middle of the ocean.
ProtestSong68: with bon jovi?
glass insect 00: bon jovi died a long time ago so i had to sink him in the ocean.
ProtestSong68: what dude? bon jovi can't die. you know this.
glass insect 00: oh yes he can. and he just did.
ProtestSong68: and least we can still remember him by all that shitty music
ProtestSong68: you guys listen to that shit in canada?
glass insect 00: why would you want to do that? i think everyone should just forget he ever existed.
ProtestSong68: you guys listen to that shit in canada?
glass insect 00: i don't live in canada.
ProtestSong68: did you guys listen to that shit when you used to live in "not canada"
glass insect 00: i have only lived on this sinking rowboat my entire life. not canada, and certainly not not canada.
ProtestSong68: but isnt that a double negative? resulting in admission that you are, in fact, canadian
glass insect 00: no. not not canada means that i might live in canada, but that is negated by that fact that i already said i didn't live in canada.
Yes. It is true. I have a case of CANADA-DENIAL!
If ever you meet this foe, and happen to be Canadian, preach to him the ways of goodness, as he has been blinded. I also fear he is a guidance counselor in disguise, so he must be very understanding.
And also, help me off of this sinking raft as there are hungry sharks circling me at this moment and I fear I will be gobbled up painfully. Oh, wait, never mind. I am a ghost. Silly me.
